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You are cordially invited to attend as this evening of love & honor unravel, revealing betrayal, blackmail, backstabbing, and of course, murder!
We’ve all been to a wedding where something goes wrong. Well, try everything! Bruce and Tina face every misfortune imaginable. The groom’s snobbish, aristocratic mother, Sylvia, registers her disapproval of the nuptials by wearing black and attempting to dissuade him from the marriage even as the bridal march begins. The soloist looks as if she’s a Guns & Roses groupie. The judge hired to perform the ceremony is drunk. The wrong tux was delivered to the bride’s father, Jackie, who tries to ease the tension by trying out some of the gags from his novelty store. The photographer is an old boyfriend of Tina’s. Bruce’s old girlfriend interrupts the wedding. The family maid uses the ceremony to declare her love for the groom. The cake is a mess. Tina’s dress came from a thrift store, due to a last minute mix-up. She breaks the heel from her shoe as she comes down the aisle. The wedding napkins read "Bruce and Tuna," and just when you think it couldn’t possibly get any worse, a stranger shows up in time to die!
This is sure to be an unforgettable night, so arrive early. The Engagement starts at 6pm, and will include hors d'oeuvres and a silent auction. A Wedding to Die For will start at 7pm. Can’t get enough? Stay late for The Reception and enjoy wedding cake, champagne, and live music. Tickets are $30 and seating is limited!
Have an old tacky bridesmaid’s dress in the back of your closet? Feel free to wear it! Otherwise, dress is wedding/cocktail attire.
As an added bonus, one of the league’s members will be making her debut performance on this exciting night, so come out and support her. (Want to know who “she” is? You’ll have to be there to find out!)
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